I got one of those chrome plated Quantum Zero Point [ mumbo jumbo words ] Ion wands / pens. The pen is designed to "inject healthy frequencies." 57.5 exahertz is a frequency, I guess. It also came with a free "intention stone" which allows you to remove "toxic and uncomfortable frequencies from cellular memory." I had high hopes for the Intention Stone as it looked like slag glass, but it was a complete dud. The Ion Wand was, however, chock full of thorium - and nothing else from what I can tell - which suggests, as many others have previously, that it is a chemically refined thorium waste product from rare earth production - now available with free shipping! Someone posted on having opened one, and extracted about 8g of mystery powder that others believe is thorium phosphate.
The 2x2 probe in contact with the bottom 2" of the tip of the pen produced about 270 cps. The 1g of thorium glass from the lens things I'm purveying is about 300. The pen has lot more in total activity, but most isn't detected. So the 8g of "stuff" figure seems to hold water.
Behold! The entirely non-radioactive Intention Stone:
